dayandnightitsjustlife:

the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head

windyegberts:

prettyboyandmoose:

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it

is that not what happened 

perfectfaggot:

don’t fuck someone who doesn’t mean anything to you bc then they’ll get a really ugly girlfriend and you’ll be sad

fehroohz:

remember in elementary school when you had to give a valentine to everyone in your class even that one bitch you hated so you made sure they got the least affectionate sounding one and wrote their name on it like it was satan’s good times

slydigged:

ur grandma has sucked a dick before

square-enix:

when teachers leave the cursor right in the middle of the fucking video

(Source: pinesollux)